Kero-tan & Rubi-ko's "War Ain't Scary"

"Kero-tan!"
"and Rubi-ko's...!"
"Work Ain't Scary! (crashing sound) radio shoooooow!!"
"Welcome to the earth's army, everyone! I'm Radio R-TYPE host Rubi-ko!"
"And hello reserve forces, I'm, uh, propaganda assistant Kero-tan."
"Whether you're career or part-time military, this broadcast goes out to all of you, all across the multidimensional spacenet!"
"We're all a little shocked by war, so let's share stories and git it awwwwwwn!!!"
"Keep at it to the very end, everyone."
"Today's episode is dedicated to the soldiers on today's battlefield, brought to you by Airemberger software. Airemberger, ten years of grateful service to you."

R-TYPE FINAL's Kerberos and Cross the Rubicon anthropomorphized into moe radio personalities.