I'm a 40-Year-Old Virgin Masochist Phimosis Shut-In Who Jacks Off to Swimwear DVD Idols

I was a 40-year-old virgin, a hikikomori, with a warped d*ck.
How did my life get to this?
That guy from my graduating class was now a father of two.
The girl who used to be student president was a mother.
My friend fr so many years, Takeshi, he had 3 of his own.
Me? We don't have to talk about me.
I'm fine just masturbating.
Today like every day I cue up my favorite idol, Momoe-chan,
and wank with unashamed bliss into the night to her pristine body.
"Ohhhhh Momoe-chan, Momoe-chan... I'm a bad boy.
Look at what I'm doing while you play. Abuse me. Hate me."
That's how I like to--- hang on, someone's knocking on the door.
It's the middle of the night. Who could it be?

"I'm Kaoru!" she says. "I'm at the social services office now,
just checking in to make sure you're okay! Don't you remember me?
We actually went to school together! It's me, Kaoru!"

I remember her vaguely.
And then she suddenly rips into me.

"Get the hell out of your little hovel! This is a wakeup call!
I know what you do in here and it's pathetic! Get out! COME ON!
Every day all you do is sit and wank and sit and wank and eat
and wank like some eating, wanking idiot!"

Uh oh... oh god when she talks down to me...

"You're getting an erection! Is that why you never come out?!
You get weird random hardons like a humiliating-- hey!
Hey did you jacking off thinking of me in high school?!
Omigod you're jacking off now! Stop touching yourself!
Stop f*cking jacking off you f*cking weird freak!!
Stop stop STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!"

Ohhhhhh that's right Kaoru! Watch me jack off! Hate me to orgasm!

CV: Yuki Masiro
Length: 13 min 31 sec