Reviews Written by Kjorteo

Reviewer Rank : 207
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Pickup!One of the best games ever made. No, really.

Apr/27/2012  

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English Ver.
Hatoful Boyfriend -Hatoful complete edition-
MIST[PSI]PRESS
$3.83 / 432JPY
The full version of the world's greatest pigeon dating visual novel, in English.
G-ratedGirls
SchoolComedySF
  • Release: Feb/15/2012
  • Purchased: 7286x
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  • (122)

First off, a warning: the G rating given by DLSite is a filthy lie. It's true that nothing is ever actually visually depicted (it just relies on text and well-timed fading to red,) but that's kind of like saying Thomas Harris novels should be rated G because nothing is ever actually visually depicted. If you possess the ability to read and any imagination whatsoever, any scene with Doctor Iwamine in it alone pushes the game into a fairly solid R.

However, that aside, this game is a lot, and I mean *a lot* better than it has any right to be. It starts off as an otome-style dating sim/visual novel with cutout photographs of birds, primarily pigeons. It sounds like the most bizarre thing ever, and for the first couple of playthroughs, it is. You'll laugh at the madness, the implausible scenarios (just how do pigeons use those desks from the classroom background, anyway?) and the goofy dialogue, as if the whole thing were some sort of twisted parody.

But then ... something happens, and you acclimate yourself to the weird world of pigeon dating, and all the sudden the cast reveals itself as the well-developed, sympathetic, and strong characters they all actually secretly are. Certain endings start to break your heart instead of your brain, and if you get all the standard endings, it unlocks a final route with a sudden turn into a dark, deeply emotional horror/mystery that completely defies description.

In short, you laugh at the very premise of this game, and you are right to do so. However, it is secretly one of the greatest visual novels, if not one of the greatest games ever made. I'm serious. So is the game, eventually.

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Pickup!Good collection

Nov/26/2007  

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Tentacle Violation Disgrace - Pregnant With The Feelers' Seed
AC/BC
$8.62 / 972JPY
A student from a Japanese university arrives at an island in the South Pacific to study the local customs and traditions.
Pregnancy/ImpregnationBreast MilkChildbirthViolationPervertTentacle
  • Release: Nov/25/2007
  • Purchased: 203x
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  • (86)

As with most HTML+Image collections, I unfortunately can only go by what's presented in the images, due to a crippling inability to read Japanese. However, I can say that the narration is...exceptionally long. If you could actually read it, it would probably add a whole new dimension to this collection and be worth another point in the rating. Unfortunately....

Anyway, the images are nice, and there are a lot of them. 16 unique images, 37 total after counting variations, and the ones in the folder for the bigger images are usually 1024x768 (though some are smaller.)

There are a lot of images of the subject having sex with the islanders, and a fair number of images of the more exotic plant/monster tentacle-type stuff. Unfortunately, this means that someone with a strong preference for one or the other will only enjoy about half of the images. The censor job on the human images is brutal, too.

There are a lot of internal shots on the tentacle side, with some of the pictures nothing but giant internal close-ups of the tentacles. These are done exceptionally well. The collection promises pregnancy, and doesn't disappoint. My one complaint in that regard is the "monster birth" at the end; I'm usually used to seeing a miniature version of a full-fledged monster, or something insectoid in design, or otherwise non-human. This collection has the subject giving birth to an oddly-colored but clearly humanoid baby that looks like something out of Silent Hill, creepy evil smile and two heads and everything. That's...not as sexy as I was hoping it would be.

Oh, and there are a -lot- of cumshots. Some of the human scenes are all-out bukkake, and even the tentacles start to look like fire hoses in some of the alternate images.

Oh, well. Overall, this is a fine collection, and if you're the kind of person who doesn't mind picking out the unfavorable toppings to enjoy an overall dish, you probably won't regret purchasing it. I give it a 4 out of 5.

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Too much slave, not enough worm.

Sep/11/2007  

1 user(s) found this review helpful.

English Ver.
Slave Worm
Da Hootch
$7.66 / 864JPY
The warrior Galahan becomes the unwitting host of a parasitic worm that drives women into a lustful craze. An original fantasy short story with illustrations.
FantasyPregnancy/Impregnation
  • Release: Apr/06/2006
  • Purchased: 513x
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  • (143)

This is an HTML+image comic, so it relies on HTML pages with simple text to tell most of the story and embedded images for illustration. There are somewhere around 80 pages, though not nearly all of the images are full-size (600x800) and not nearly all of them are sex. There are a lot of pages that simply show a map, for example. The story is in English, making it easy to follow, though it's not exactly classical literature. Most of it reads like, well, bad porn dialogue. Some sample narration: "Aahh..!!Ah!!There! There!! That's..so..good!!" "Hey, keep working that mouth." "Ah, yes! Right..away..! Ahhmm..Shlyurrrp! Shuuurrp!!" (That's actual copy/pasted text, not an example I made up.)

The biggest problem, though, was misrepresentation. As someone who enjoys the kind of scenes involving corruption, parasites, taking over, etc., the description of this story (a worm invades a woman and turns her into a sex addict) sounded like just my sort of thing. Unfortunately, the worm aspect is extremely minimized. The worm enters the woman early on and is barely mentioned afterwards. For the rest of the story, she is simply a sex addict, the kind one wouldn’t even need a parasitic worm to explain. The cute picture of the two infested women (seen in the center of the image collage on this page) is the title, and doesn't even occur in the actual story.

The story gets surprisingly dark for a hentai comic. Slaves and slavers, violence, death, gore. There's even light scat/urination toward the end...eeurgh.

The work is somewhat redeemed by the gallery, which has a generous amount of alternate images, including arbitrarily pregnant versions (even of the scenes that happened long before any pregnancies were mentioned.)

Overall, I would have to give it a 3.5 out of 5, and say that people looking for extreme rape/humiliation type stuff with monsters would like this, though people looking for sexual parasite type stuff should stay away.

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Not bad overall

Sep/07/2007  

1 user(s) found this review helpful.

Inchu Jigoku ni Ochita Senshitachi (Soldiers fell into the hell of worms)
KTM
$8.62 / 972JPY
Double penetration, Worm fuck, give birth to monster worms.
Pregnancy/ImpregnationMilkingEgg ProductionPervertTentacle
  • Release: Mar/10/2007
  • Purchased: 62x
  • (22)

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This collection has its flaws, but it also has a lot of good points. There are better collections, but I personally did not feel cheated upon purchasing this one.

The artwork is one thing this collection definitely has going for it. Let's face it--when one is considering purchasing a CG collection (as opposed to a game or something,) and especially when one can't read the Japanese in the HTML narration and can only go by the pictures, it's important that the artwork looks good, right? Fortunately, this artist does not disappoint. The detail is high and figures are shaded well and look believable.

The resolution is 800x600, which I believe is too small to be considered a particularly good feature going for it, but not quite small enough to be considered a point against it. It's...acceptable. There is pixelated censorship, but that's apparent in so many works here that I really can't fault this one in particular for following the trend.

The largest drawback to this piece is the slight misrepresentation in its description. It advertises "give birth to monster worms" as a feature. However, unless that aspect is heavily emphasized in the Japanese HTML narration, trying to find it in the images is disappointing. There is exactly one picture--one of the alternate images, actually--that handles this, by having a tiny monster appear in the crotch area over what was a heavy creampie-type shot in the original image. I will admit that this is a rather strange fetish to focus on, but if that does happen to be where one's interests lie, then they should be warned that there are better collections for it than this.

Putting the bad and good features together, I think this is a decent collection overall, and give it a 3.5 out of 5.

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Pickup!Does what it sets out to do

Sep/06/2007  

3 user(s) found this review helpful.

Asterisukusuku 2
Rukupusy
$5.74 / 648JPY
A following work to the last release Asterisukusuku. Again, she is ganghumiliated by lizard men, and this time gives a birth to her baby.
BukkakeInternal CumshotPregnancy/ImpregnationBreast SexViolationBestiality
  • Release: May/12/2006
  • Purchased: 111x
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  • (39)

The best thing I can say about this comic is that there are no surprises. If the description of its contents sounds appealing to you, then you should get it--there are no unpleasant surprises or failed promises. If the description does not sound appealing, then there isn't anything hidden to make this comic go above and beyond what it claims to have. Basically, you have a lady (impregnated by lizardmen in the previous comic, to which this is a sequel) giving birth to the lizard baby in high detail. There are cross-sections and internal shots before the birth and the birth itself is drawn in high detail. There are 26 pages counting the cover and alternate bonus comic mentioned in the description, and they weigh in at the rather unorthodox but definitely nice resolution of 703x984. If you were specifically looking for this sort of thing, then this comic delivers on it. I give it a 4 out of 5, one point subtracted only for the rather faint pencil sketch lines and the somewhat confusing anatomy depictions in some of the internal shots.

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Disappointing

Sep/06/2007  

2 user(s) found this review helpful.

A contract of impregnatinon
Giga Max
$8.62 / 972JPY
CG collection. A woman is forced to have sex with monsters to give birth to creatures.
ViolationTentacle
  • Release: Oct/06/2005
  • Purchased: 74x
  • (15)

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I was intrigued by this collection due to its description, but ultimately found it disappointing. The pictures in this collection weigh in at about 800x600--acceptable, but could be bigger. The artwork is passable, but slightly disappointing--better than I could do, certainly, but I suppose I'm too used to the absolutely amazing drawing skill apparent in other works. The biggest problem, though, is in the description. It says, and I quote, "A woman is forced to have sex with monsters to give birth to creatures. Unimaginable ugly creatures crawls out of her womb, and her body begins to alter to be monster..." It's HTML+image, meaning there are pictures nestled within what appears to be a long narration. Unfortunately, I don't speak Japanese, so I can't decipher the narration and can only go by what's presented in the pictures. It's entirely possible that the transformation part is mentioned in the narration, but if you are expecting to see that part depicted visually, you will be disappointed. Going by the pictures alone, this is simply a woman with various creatures emerging from her womb with...okay artwork. I give it a 2.5 out of 5.

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Pickup!Very good, incredibly generous

Sep/06/2007  

1 user(s) found this review helpful.

Sex with creatures and animals - CG collection
fuji-dokoro
$6.70 / 756JPY
A CG collection of female characters having sex with creatures and animals. 3 stories, 12 scenes. 12 main images plus 44 alternates.
Tentacle
  • Release: Sep/28/2005
  • Purchased: 312x
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  • (64)

The best thing I can say about this collection is that it is incredibly generous with its alternate images. The base images vary in subject matter from various animals to egg-laying plant-type monsters, so I would not expect someone purchasing this to enjoy every single image it contains. However, each image has enough alternate versions that one can find enough pictures to satisfy them even without liking all the subjects. Personally, I thought the collection of alternate images for the scene with the purple tentacles and lady with red hair (what you see in the icon for this piece) alone made it worth the purchase. Also, the pictures weigh in at around 1024x768, a very good size and another bonus to anyone considering this collection. Overall, it definitely delivers on the promises made in the description, and I do not anticipate anyone being disappointed. A perfect 5 out of 5.

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Pickup!The best for its description

Sep/05/2007  

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Fall in the Darkness
Nizhegg
$6.70 / 756JPY
9 CG (17 incl. derivative version) and a 5-page comic.
Fantasy
  • Release: Apr/13/2006
  • Purchased: 16x

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This product caters to a very specific fetish, but it does it exceptionally well and all who have an interest should pick it up. In other words, look at the "Contents" field in the product details. Does the description alone sound appealing? If so, then you should purchase this piece without hesitation. There is no surprise or disappointment when getting the actual work--it delivers on its own promises perfectly. The artwork is amazing, both in basic talent and in conveying the themes it tries to convey. I cannot recommend this product more highly. 5 out of 5.

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Mostly good, though kind of small

Sep/05/2007  

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Schoolgirls in Trouble! Insect Attack!
KTM
$8.62 / 972JPY
A CG collection of fighting beauties impregnated by insects!
UniformEgg ProductionViolationPervertTentacle
  • Release: Jun/16/2007
  • Purchased: 104x
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  • (38)

The artwork is very good and conveys the subject well. If the description of this piece sounds appealing to you, then you will probably not be disappointed with the actual work. The only problem is the picture size. The highest-resolution pictures weigh in at 800x600. Compared to other works I've seen, this is an adequate, passable size, and not enough to make me call this a bad set or anything. However, it could have been bigger (I've seen desktop wallpaper-sized pieces here,) and if it were, then I would have given it a perfect score. Instead, I gave it a 4 out of 5.

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